twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

by Sandersein June 16, 2006

Twat Scum

Someone with a nasty vagina. Stinky, smelly, crotch rot.

LaTuna needs to wash herself because I can smell her twat scum from here!

by Raven Moan April 28, 2009

Twilight Twat

A teenage girl who obviously is a fan of Twilight.

"Man, check out all that Twilight Twat!"

by CDlustscats February 15, 2010

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010

twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.

Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

by jnnjnjununoonno May 09, 2007

Hot Twat

This is the conclusion to what happens when you fool around with your girl after handling or eating spicy peppers (ie: jalepeno, serrano, habanero, etc.)

Bro, my girl was sooooo mad at me for giving her that Hot Twat. I shouldn't have ate those hot wings dog.

by TheD0N81 June 18, 2011