tommowor

day after today

r we ready for tommowor

by gmatduck February 23, 2025

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trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.

Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.

by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025

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Tromophobia

Describes a person who is irrationally afraid of thinking, learning, or processing new information; someone whose first reaction to complexity or facts is panic, denial, or saying something stupid. Marked by a deep fear of being mentally challenged.

“The moment the conversation got smarter than him, he shut down — classic tromophobia.”

by Danny Welbeck December 26, 2025

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Tommosexual

(also Gnomeosexual): An outwardly homophobic and completely in-denial right winger who gets an involuntary stiffy when seeing Tommy Robinson speak. Other signs include being exclusively in the company of other men, disdain of women, boasting about their lust for 'red meat' and asking male strangers about their sexual orientation on their first meeting.

I think his respect for far right politicians goes a bit further than mere 'admiration'. I'm pretty sure he's a raving Tommosexual!

by Uncle Sidney January 3, 2026

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