hate tells

when a leet haxor totally pwns you when they are being stupid in any mmorpg. usually happens after you kill them

I HATE YOU YOU SUX NooB!!!1

by Rivera January 3, 2005

Why should I tell you?

It means they don't know, or are a stupid troll.

"Ok, if you're a genius, then what's the square root of 6456?"
"Why should I tell you?"

by zack7521 May 1, 2012

I'll tell you when you're older

A phrase used when something can't be explained to a child

7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.

by frabrizio March 23, 2017

You tell em

The phrase "You tell em" is one of many sarcastic remarks which can be used to abruptly end a conversation. If you do not feel like responding to a certain person or your laughing at a complete idiot/moron/goon throwing out a "You tell em" will shut them up or induce a very interesting response.

Complete Idiot with glasses- "Actually Mr. Peeeeuuuurrrrd, I ate 7 apples for breakfast, not 6."

You- "ay you tell em pal"

A moron is walking in the hallway talking to his friend who is even more of a goon.

You- Point and say the famous catchphrase "You tell em" Then walk away.

by Steve Santang April 14, 2009

tellog

An annoying britain loser with no life and no friends with a small dick

Isn't that guy such a tellog?

by BenZZZZZ March 10, 2015

Show-n-Tell Sex Ed

Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.

"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."

"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"

"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."

by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019