The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
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1. To run upon a treadmill, (a gym machine for working-out).
Benefits to treadmill-running as opposed to taking a sidewalk: no traffic, no sidewalk problems, no beggars (or thieves, or gangs), easily-accessible pre-paid water, can listen to music loudly and not compromise personal safety, no jerks staring/commenting, don't have to wear any travel items, and best of all: NO WEATHER ISSUES!
Treadmills are especially beneficial to anybody "laying low".
2. The daily grind for a dress-suit corporate slave.
Benefits to treadmill-running as opposed to taking a sidewalk: no traffic, no sidewalk problems, no beggars (or thieves, or gangs), easily-accessible pre-paid water, can listen to music loudly and not compromise personal safety, no jerks staring/commenting, don't have to wear any travel items, and best of all: NO WEATHER ISSUES!
Treadmills are especially beneficial to anybody "laying low".
2. The daily grind for a dress-suit corporate slave.
ie. My life... is treadmill-running... at the office... at my gym... in my personal life... and in my mind... This is the point where the movie begins.
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by the tedster June 6, 2011
Get the Teddra mug.A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.
Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"
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Get the Teddy Duchamp mug.Little Timmy:Dad do i have to go to TEDDYS
Dad:YES
Later That Day...
Little Timmy:NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teddy:SHHHHH IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON
*Dying Sounds play in the background*
Dad:YES
Later That Day...
Little Timmy:NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teddy:SHHHHH IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON
*Dying Sounds play in the background*
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