dog trail

Originally from cross-country running, a dog trail is a path that cuts away from the main course. It sometimes enables a runner to get away from a crowded pack and return later, further up the course. The dog trail is often longer, but being less crowded can sometimes cut the time to advance in the race. Nonetheless, it is a risky choice to take. In business meetings, a dog trail refers to going off the main topic of discussion focusing on barely related ideas one individual wants to promote. This can often prolong the discussion, even when the resultant conversation could ultimately be fruitful.

Bob has taken us on a dog trail Let's get back on topic and complete the meeting.

by dogloose May 20, 2011

Cincinnati Tractor

This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.

"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"

by Arcum Dagsson November 8, 2013

cinnamon trail

The cinnamon colored trail of feces left up someone's back due to extending their wipe too far past the butt crack after taking a dump.

Damn! Look at that girl's ass! That nasty bitch wiped shit up her back and it left a cinnamon trail sticking out of her thong.

by Enginegro November 28, 2015

muck trail

When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area

Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail

by Funky Wilkerbean January 4, 2017

Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.

Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait

by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017

Nathan Tait

an absolute gay boy who has the wrongest mind ever if you see him will say wrong stuff

OH Shit its Nathan tait he just fingered me

by da king bob boy November 8, 2018

Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018