Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018

alaskan tomato plant

Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant

Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.

by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022

max di tomato

a man that is italian with di as their middle name

Man: “ayy its max di tomato!”
Italian: “SHUT UP””

by maxditomato123 May 12, 2022

Tinned Tomato Zombie

Something to describe your friend

You look like a tinned tomato zombie

by Hi Ciara July 10, 2019

heinz tomato ketchup

It's our Sun ripened toatoes

heinz tomato ketchup is red

by Blackswordsmen March 16, 2017

Big lettuce tomato

It is a reference to a video on live leak... good luck finding it.

“Have you ever had the big lettuce tomato, it’s a big thing.”

by Big boi27 November 10, 2018

Fried green tomatoes

A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes

Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.

by DDD in Dallas March 21, 2013