Toads

The worst creatures to have ever been discovered. He is the worst because he lies to Mario that Princess Peach is in another castle.

PETA, I actually need you, can you destroy the Toads.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.

Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*

by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019

Country Toads

Toads, but Country.

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.

by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019

Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025

toad bacon

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.

by boxseven April 3, 2019

Toad

Person who maintains poor effort at doing things, person that gets a lot of food or some other thing. Often used to describe person who does a lot of drugs.

“See that Jacob guy? What a massive toad!”
“I just smoked dmt on acid. I’m such a toad!”
“That burger was so toady”

by RayyyyyL December 24, 2021