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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
mugGet the dehydrated walrusmug.

To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.
Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be
by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018
mugGet the To walrusmug.

walrus

(v.) Toking off two cannabis vape pens simultaneously, one out each side of the mouth so they look like walrus tusks. Also called "doing the walrus."
"I got a couple vape carts, now I'm walrusing them."
"You got a vape pen, I got vape pen. Let's walrus those!"
"My girlfriend and I like to do the walrus at Bassnectar shows."
by beingeco July 30, 2018
mugGet the walrusmug.

walrus

a word used rather excessivly by a certain lucas nathan
by mickey tee April 1, 2003
mugGet the walrusmug.

Walrus

White, authoritarian, liberal, racist, urban or suburbanite. See also Karen.

HOA presidents. A liberal white report with the audacity to explain what it means to be Black to a Black NFL Coach. Occult fascists.
Karen and her walrus horde showed up at the school board meeting and demand we have Drag Queen story hour twice a month!

So, I was talking to a Choctaw friend at the coffee shop about how bad the Indian Clinic sucks and the Walrus at the next table told me the proper term is First Nations Person.
by CherokeeJack October 18, 2022
mugGet the Walrusmug.

Walrus

cool man best in gc president walrus cool swagga
God {Walrus} is so much better than Adrian!
by Walrus7 July 9, 2021
mugGet the Walrusmug.

Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.
Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025
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