My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex

guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh

by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020

my dick in katie

What's gonna happen tomorrow

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure

by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 27, 2017

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

My Dick

Something that is very delicious NO MATTER THE SIZE and females like this thing called "my dick" and sometimes men that have mental issues like it

ME : LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOU ALREADY!!

by DaddyOxLong May 6, 2023

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

suck my dick day

give me that good good ha

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”

by for the boys xx August 2, 2021