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Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.
He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.
by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016
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goons fall

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.
“I ain’t goons fall!”

I am not a ‘goons fall’ either, Marty.”
by Trapman39 May 12, 2020
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Goon Neck

A large crewneck used for robbing someone.
"Ay Blood That Nigga Ran Up On Me With A Goon Neck Real Talk"
by Stocktown's Finest November 5, 2011
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goon kick

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
by shiskobob September 29, 2012
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dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.
ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.
by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021
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goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017
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prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline
Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
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