Chewed on a Century

When your riding the top deck of the 100 double decker bus and your driven into a low bridge and find yourself being chewed by wrought Iron

Fuck going on that bus I’m not being chewed on a century

by Chef de Clunge July 22, 2025

Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off

“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it “

by Javier Joaquin taco dude July 14, 2024

Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 2, 2023

Incredible Chew

Noun, action of performing oral sexual gratification including pre cut pubes or growing out your pubes and filling your partners mouth with them while receiving oral. can be similar to a Dirty Chewbacca when your partner can scream out during the process of deeply filling her throat with warm thick cream, extra points if she is full and it spills from her nose.

Had a hot date and an urge to cross the Incredible Chew off my bucket list, let's just say boys! I crossed 2 off the bucket list that night.

by adzy88 October 30, 2025

Chewing it

Having a bad day. A more PC version of Chewing penis. Appropriate for the workplace.

Man this new schedule is killing me, I have been chewing it ever since I started these hours.

by Mike Y Costello January 21, 2009

arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers

"i got my arse chewed at work for being late

by uk girl September 15, 2008

Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca

How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.

by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024