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Tire Turds 

The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.
Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.
Tire Turds by krevWon January 19, 2011
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When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.
When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.
Flat Tire by Dominick January 14, 2004

Tied up sex 

When a girl ties you up during sex. Kinky, and a huge turn-on.
She stood on a chair as she used a silk scarf to tie my wrists to the horizontal rod hanging down from the ceiling. I was tied while standing up and completely naked. She was wearing a black tank top and panties, and her breasts were protruding right in front of my face as she tied me up.

Once she had finished tying me up, she got down from the chair and moved it out the way. She removed her panties and walked right up to me, pressing her breasts against my chest through her tank top and allowing my erect cock to graze her smooth thighs. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but her scarf prevented my tied up hands from moving.

She jumped up to grab the rod with her own hands, and suspended herself before lowering her vagina onto my cock. She wrapped her legs around me after she trapped my cock inside of her. Using the ceiling rod as leverage, she rode herself up and down my cock, causing me to gasp in pleasure. She continued to ride me in this manner for a few minutes.

Finally, she squeezed my lower back with her legs and clamped down on my cock with all the strength that her vaginal muscles could muster. I cried out in pleasure as the pressure exploded through my balls and cock and I came with extreme force inside of her. It was the best tied up sex ever.

Fat Tire 

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.
"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."
Fat Tire by James November 11, 2004

tire whore 

The tire whore is the professional tire recycler who never refuses to pickup any used tire at any price. He is the one who undercuts everyone else in the business.
Hey buddy, are you the tire whore that has been picking up all the tires in the neighbourhood for next to nothing. Yes that's me, Rick Savioli.
tire whore by Rick Savioli December 16, 2008

spare tire 

In a group of five friends, the fifth friend can be considered a spare tire.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.

The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.
As Jimmy was sick that day, Daniel the Spare Tire, would get to take his place
spare tire by Smashed Marx October 3, 2017