tire kicker

Someone that goes to watch people wheel there trucks but does not have a truck to wheel of there own and can only kick the tires or other peoples trucks

Look at that broke fucking mudboy over there he is a real tire kicker

by Captain R.P.M November 24, 2006

Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.

Dirty Canadian Tire

by higogogaga April 5, 2023

chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.

I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.

by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018

Gucci tired eyes

A term for when you're so tired that you start making the bags under your eyes a fashion statement

Yo what's good Rodney, stayed up all night finishing my midterm. Rocking them Gucci tired eyes this morning.

by Santans October 12, 2017

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

tired little shit

Some one who is lazy or unmotivated to complete a task.

Originates from a Welshman who worked on quarry equipment in Coalville.

Neil won't do his work. " Neil you tired little shit get on with it!"

by Fountain of wisdom August 15, 2014