Tilted Cervix

A Crooked cunt; also known as a tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hitting it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something like a tilted cervix."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

tilted

Tilted is when a person gets really drunk, and is not able to stand balanced, therefore feeling as if the world is tilting.

I'm so tilted right now, I wish I could sober up.

by TitledMan September 27, 2017

I'm tired

Words that are often followed by a suicide attempt.

Person A: I'm tired.
Person B: Try to get some rest.
Person A: Yeah good idea.

by Bobloblawblah August 3, 2019

TiltedLurker

TiltedLurker is a very cool and awesome person, some may say he’s the best. But for a certain he’s better than Nebay, and even Sekander.

TiltedLurker is awesome

by Simp Sansald October 20, 2020

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

tired

not moving from your position or activity to kill an annoying bug that is pisssing the shit out of you but are too tired to kill the motherfucker

sitting at the computer and not killing the bug: cus you're so damn tired (or stoned/hungover)

by Guan De Lupé May 24, 2010

a rope tied around his wheelbarrow

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.

'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)

by missadventure October 20, 2006