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Seth: Marine Brick Tie

Its a square knot choking mechanism that a coworker told me about.

choking then burying the 12 feet deep with cement blocks on top, for lazy murders.
Cody Gerardo: yeah I know some gay hating dude in Maine thay knows that.
Seth: Marine Brick tiesounds like standish to me thats those disrespectful military wanna be right.
Cody: yeah all they talk about is basic training, but I'm too busy thinking of daddy.
by MineOwedWu's August 1, 2021
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black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.
guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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tying his tie

Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT
We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.
by jewel117 May 28, 2016
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tie me up

A proclamation of pure elation. To be so enthused about literally anything.
"I saw a dog today!"
"TIE ME UP!"
by MrProMax January 24, 2024
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Caucus tie

A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.
Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.
by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016
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Comically large tie

A tie that it oversized, used largely by clowns and other jokers to get a cheap laugh
Did you see Connors tie?

Yeah bro he’s wearing a comically large tie to prom!
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