Clit stamp

A way to pay for things with your clit. This form of payment will occur in the future when money is no longer useful. One would squat down onto an object to pay for something with genetic DNA from your clitoral juices. The person being paid may do as they wish with said form of payment.

That will cost you one clit stamp please.

by UnicornMeat May 19, 2014

Picnic clit

It's when you're laying on a picnic cloth while going down on her and occasionally taking a bite of your favorite summer time food

-Greetings tony! How was that picnic clit?
- Yo dawg, it was tight I got to eat her out and my Bologna sandwich

by Dame Judy Dench March 14, 2015

Pink Clit

Pink Clitting is what " blue balling " is for men... except for women. It means to work a woman up and not deliver pleasure.

not satisfying a woman that's sexually frustrated means she is being Pink Clitted

by Pinkpickle86 August 26, 2015

Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.

-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!

by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016

the antigravity clit

is when you hang her up on the bungee cords and then bang her while she's swinging back and forth like a monkey on a tire swing, when you cum you must say the mission has landed, drop kick her through a wall, and then leave her suspended. she won't be able to ever have an orgasm without your assistance again.

so i gave my girlfriend the antigravity clit the other day, and she can't even look at me without getting shivers down her spine.

by thetruegemini December 19, 2016

clit clapper

When a woman farts and the gas travels up the taint through the folds of her vagina, all the way to her clit.

She was lying in bed when she suddenly passed some gas. Little did she know it was a clit clapper and it left her feeling awkward and slightly aroused.

by Shlocna March 31, 2016

clit licker

the one to lick clits

that guy is a clit licker

by jeebus murphy December 13, 2018