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clit split 

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clit split when it gets damged during too much foreplay.
clit split by japseye September 19, 2007

Clit N' Split 

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When you get trashed and you have sex with a chick and then run off to do another {sex)(Drunk){Clit}{Trashed}{Vagina}
Last night i was on a Clit N' Split rampage!
Clit N' Split by jakd January 9, 2008

slit clit

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The act of removing the clitoris in order to make sex less pleasing to the woman, but requires the male to thrust deeper into the vagina in order to hit the g-spot.
Bro I was balls deep in this Samoan broad last night. She was a definite slit clit. I banged her so hard!

Clit Spit 

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-noun (n. klit- spĭt)

The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.

The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laid anyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.

The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toy strapped to a jackhammer.


Clit Spitting
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The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.

Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"
Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"
Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."
Dude 2: "Curse you media....."

Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."
Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."

Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.
Clit Spit by OG: Original Gheyboy January 17, 2009

Six Inch Clit Slit 

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Just what it sounds like. An outrageously beat vagina.
Oh my lord, I was beatin' off to this porno until I noticed that six inch clit slit!

Clit Spit 

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Accidentally used on an aim conversation between Tim and Jackson. This word refers to biting off a girls clit and spitting it back into her face. It may also be referred to as female ejaculation.
Ex.) That fucking bitch pissed me off so much I'm going to give her the clit spit.

Ex.2) She was moaning and as i found her g-spot she began to clit spit.
Clit Spit by Tim-shot0fclarity08 January 18, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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