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clit split 

clit split when it gets damged during too much foreplay.
clit split by japseye September 19, 2007

Clit N' Split 

When you get trashed and you have sex with a chick and then run off to do another {sex)(Drunk){Clit}{Trashed}{Vagina}
Last night i was on a Clit N' Split rampage!
Clit N' Split by jakd January 9, 2008
The act of removing the clitoris in order to make sex less pleasing to the woman, but requires the male to thrust deeper into the vagina in order to hit the g-spot.
Bro I was balls deep in this Samoan broad last night. She was a definite slit clit. I banged her so hard!

Clit Spit 

-noun (n. klit- spĭt)

The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.

The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laid anyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.

The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toy strapped to a jackhammer.


Clit Spitting
-verb

The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.
Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"
Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"
Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."
Dude 2: "Curse you media....."

Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."
Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."

Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.
Clit Spit by OG: Original Gheyboy January 17, 2009

Six Inch Clit Slit 

Just what it sounds like. An outrageously beat vagina.
Oh my lord, I was beatin' off to this porno until I noticed that six inch clit slit!

Clit Spit 

Accidentally used on an aim conversation between Tim and Jackson. This word refers to biting off a girls clit and spitting it back into her face. It may also be referred to as female ejaculation.
Ex.) That fucking bitch pissed me off so much I'm going to give her the clit spit.

Ex.2) She was moaning and as i found her g-spot she began to clit spit.
Clit Spit by Tim-shot0fclarity08 January 18, 2009