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boil the can out of them

To boil can vegetables so long that they lose the can taste out of them. To make can vegetables taste like fresh vegetables.
Oh Baby, can green beens are good. You just gotta boil the can out of them first.

National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day

On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?

National tell your friends you love them!! 

The day where you show off you friends by making a vid about them or sending them a text saying how much you love them.
National tell your friends you love them!! me texting my friends
Me: hey bestie I wanna tell you something!
Bestie: what?
Me: I just want to tell you that I love you so much you make my life so much better!!💙
Bestie: aww thank you, I love you too bestie!❤️

Go tell your friends you love them

My thoughts will have blood on them 

It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.

The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.

The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.

And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”

“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”

“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell

National Tell your crush you like them day 

I like my crush national Tell your crush you like them day

Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do? 

Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.
Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr