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Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.
You urination on my book.
by Gyatt man June 23, 2024
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Urinal Caking

When you place a urinal cake on the head of the Jappiest girl in your Hebrew school and yell at her aggressively until she squirts!
Bro did you see Yoni was urinal caking Batshevah in the hallway! B”H
by Rabbi Ed December 8, 2023
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Urin

Someone who so beautiful and smart. But urin can break someones heart.
Urin is so beautiful

Wow look who is she? Its Urin
by Nothinghs November 26, 2021
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Urinal Nycoxication

When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.
The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.
by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
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urinal wall

When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"
by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014
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Urine Pusher

A name for a man’s Penis while taking a leak
My my my! I like how much pee comes out your urine pusher! Don’t tell mom that I seen your urine pusher
by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023
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