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ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
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teen beauty pageant

a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners
My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.
by steakeater May 24, 2014
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teen cell power

The power that any teenager has when the teenager owns a cell phone.
Thomas Joyce has teen cell power, as does many others.
by Thomas Joyce October 27, 2004
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teen wiccan coven

where teens get together to form there own wiccan covens because most other covens won't accept anyone under 18.
A coven made up entirely of teens.
John is in a teen wiccan coven.
by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009
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teen girl squad

Any group of four girls consisting of one hot girl, two good looking girls, and an ugly girl that makes the rest of them look better.
a Cheerleader, two grils who's names you don't know, and a girl who is overweight with glasses, and acne.
by oddity March 4, 2004
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preppy chicago teens

A species on its own, the preppy chicago teens. You can find these kids at certain schools around chicago, and with an exception of the kids who were too broke to go to private school but still consider themselves “preppy” and “upper class”. Ignatius, loyola, parker, latin, regina are full of preppy individuals. These kids wear vineyard vines EVERYTHING, girls usally have a vera bradley id, lily pulitzer skirt or shorts and tory burch sandals or jack rogers. When wintertime hits chicago the preppies wear a Patagonia jacket and Patagonia snap-T fleece underneath to keep extra warmth. Boat shoes are common and girls wear hunter boots or uggs. The preppies of chicago all live in Lincoln park, gold coast, river north, lakeview and somewhat around there. On the weekends they hangout in a large group with their other preppy friends and go get tonys burrito mex (a local taco place) around lakeview. Some preppy boys don’t hangout becuase they are too busy playing hockey for a triple A team. Most preppies also have a membership to midtown, east bank club or a local country club. Usally the girls on the weekends go out to eat at summer house santa Monica, hampton social or any place with a cute wall or sign for their insta.
Hey, i wonder why there are 20 girls trying to take a photo by the “rosé” wall?
Oh thos are the preppy chicago teens ignore them
by welikechickenfried November 22, 2018
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teen wolf and chill

The act of watching Teen Wolf and randomly making out.
Allison and Scott begin to make out. We think to ourselves, "we can teen wolf and chill better than that."
by G0DZilla777 June 19, 2017
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