Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!
by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006
An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
by Taintpoker November 01, 2023
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by Monkeygrt March 13, 2023
tater and tot are super sexy and super delicious scrumptious very yummy and rlly hot and just so sexy id love to suck on some tater and tot and lick them just so scrumptious and sexy tater and tot have the powers to make glaze gun throb and glaze for them
by mommy’s boy May 15, 2023
A greasy look to your face. You look like a potato with all that acne and sunburn. Fried Taters is a name to name those friends who crack the you up and don't burp regularly.
#Greasy #Acne #Morning Sickness #CHIPS
#Greasy #Acne #Morning Sickness #CHIPS
by Fried Taters March 14, 2017