Surprise, Cockfags

Battle cry for the east-coast paintball team: World Police out of Maryland.

This specific cry is a reference to the Team America: World Police movie scene in which Chris, one of the World Police, cry it as they trick the terrorists into blowing themselves up.

"Whoa, we were just walking through the woods and then heard "surprise, cockfags!" as we were ambushed."

by Furious 8 August 4, 2007

cream surprise

The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE

So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed

by Buckethead/chickenmaster November 26, 2006

October Surprise

Sex in a bed of leaves.

After the kids piled up the leaves, me and the wife had a little 'October Surprise'

by Bubbaice July 13, 2012

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

Pop surprise

The art of the hopeful yet subtle handjob during the viewing of a film at a cinema.The male purchases a box of aptly sized popcorn. He then proceeds to make a hole in the bottom of the box in which he can insert his penis. During the movie he proceeds to offer some popcorn to a stranger (male or female) whereupon the stranger plunges his or her hand into the box recieving a dainty surprise.Hopefully you leave the cinema very satisfied.

"That git mike pop surprised me the other night!"

by Hayward Jablome April 5, 2006

bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!

"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"

by tommy-o November 11, 2004

sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.

I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.

by rburger May 24, 2012