Schwarzmann Steamer

After taking a massive shit, you accidentally flick the bathroom heater switch instead of the bathroom ventilator switch, then leave and close the door. So instead of blowing the stinky air out of the room, you lock it in and heat it up.

Damn son, did you leave a schwarzmann steamer in bathroom? It's hot as fuck in here and stinks like hell!

by icicler September 09, 2018

Steamer Swap

When you swap two lean cuisine steamers in the morning with your coworker

Aaron and Lynn had a really nice Steamer Swap earlier today , that Aaron gave Lynn the Balsamic Garlic chicken for his Ravioli and Chicken

by DSK1213 July 18, 2016

Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.

Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.

by Crypto Whale September 14, 2020

Cleavage steamer

The act of defecating down a woman's cleavage.

"Then he gave me a cleavage steamer! It was so hot!"

by Mrbleh July 15, 2023

California Steamer

when an individual takes a dab of wax, holds it in, then takes 3 shots, and a bite of an edible then breathes it out.

Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”

John: “It’s gonna be wild”

Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”

by KnightBlade February 22, 2019

London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.

"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."

by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022

Amber Steamer

The act of defecating on your partner’s side of the bed

My wife surprised me with an Amber Steamer when I returned from my work trip. God, I love her.

by AAnonymousKarma April 28, 2022