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op cannon

(pronounced like the first syllable in 'open') A massive joint, spliff, doobie, blunt, or other, preferably rolled as cone, containing some combination of weed/hash and opium.
"Yo dog, roll up a fat op cannon"

A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"

A: "wooorrrddd..."
by pumpkineater February 24, 2014
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Douche Cannon

1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010
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SnowBall Cannon

When a man nuts (or cums) into another mans urethra then they nut back into your mouth forcing you to swallow creating a snowball effect.
KYLE: Aye Jim you wanna get together with the boys and do a snowball cannon?
JIM: FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!
by The_Crotch_Fire March 25, 2019
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Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage has 1000 starts
Did you know Cannon Gage has 1000 starts
by CAHERMAN February 7, 2022
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keri cannon

Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline
Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
by Bigbootyfrigginthot November 13, 2019
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Cannon Rage

1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.

2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.
OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.

Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.
by Robmaninator1 January 15, 2011
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texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.
Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.
by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019
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