bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods

nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room

by Davedcrampo November 12, 2018

Bed Cousin

Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.

Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".

by Adunning September 30, 2007

Bed game

Bed game is term used when describing someone having sex. Typically comes in a conversation when talking about a game.

John: Were Bob and Mary at the football game last night?

Henri: No. They were playing the "bed game"

by Cork man69 September 17, 2017

tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 19, 2005

bed shitter

someone who shits the damn bed....

"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"

"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."

by xxpure_evilxx September 02, 2009

get to bed

when someone gets extremely intoxicated to the point that it leads to stupid random acts. Similar to gong show buy on a individual level

Joe: matt thats your 4th keg stand
Matt: O man i have no idea whats going on
Joe: You sir need to "get to bed"!

by jordan engel November 14, 2006

annoying bed

/əˈnɔɪɪŋ bɛd/
noun
noun: annoying bed; plural noun: annoying beds
a bed which tries its absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Similar: (bad idea)

Man, is that an annoying bed!

by LuckyBlockYT March 09, 2021