golden wind

A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.

"man, my girlfriend gave me a golden wind the other day, made me come so hard"

by little_dark_age July 22, 2022

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 02, 2013

Wind up

Ryan Woodward

Ryan woodward is a pain in the arse he is a wind up

by Wind up March 09, 2022

Southern Winds

Same as flatulence

I just blew the Southern Winds

by Lizard J03¡ June 02, 2019

Blue Wind

Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.

May a blue wind guide you in this chapter of your life.

by Blue Wind February 03, 2020

brown wind

A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.

Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!

by trendyboy February 27, 2018

Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020