Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 03, 2011

Urinal Brownie

Pooping in the urinal.

Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.

by Dr. Jeffrey July 01, 2017

Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.

Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!

by CaptainPlank12 September 25, 2020

Urinal Nycoxication

When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.

The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.

by Wengardian Leviosa June 09, 2024

urinal streak

When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.

Did you see that crusty urinal streak?

by BenEthanLucasGay October 29, 2019

Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.

i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls

by possyrollinuplikeits1932 November 12, 2019

Urinal shitter

The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.

John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked

by Karakondzula November 05, 2024