Tornado Tongue

Someone who is giving a woman good oral sex.

As soon as we got home I gave her the Tornado Tongue of a lifetime

by Amschel September 6, 2025

dominican tornado

When you spin your penis in a circular motion while peeing on your significant other.

Him: Hey I wanna try something new tonight

Her: like what?
Him: How about a Dominican Tornado?

by sookysooky April 24, 2024

Tornado

When a big mouthed whore sucks you silly and in the middle of the blow job takes your whole shaft and balls in her mouth and proceeds to tongue punch your fart box

The ol lady down the street gave me a tornado... I'm a new man

by MasterBDC February 8, 2018

Tornado

When someone has a wedgie that spirals, or twists.
A wedige that simply looks like a tornado.

"haha wow look at that guys tornado!"
"thats so embarrassing!"

by laceyheartstornado June 20, 2011

tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real

"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead

by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022

Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.

Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"

by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024

Sass Tornado

An incredibly sassy female

My cousin is a sass tornado

by Unorthodoxy November 28, 2021