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No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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922 order

922 order is a so called “Satanist extorting group” which spends most of their time on discord. They get information on boys and girls and make them do things like slice “922 Order” into their thighs and make them kill their own pets. Most of them have been supporting of child P@rnography and animal P@rn. And Necroph!!e P@rn And They are known for And Neo-N@z1 Terrorism
by Sharp.75 September 16, 2025
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Weeb order

This is here bc my bf didn’t believe it existed im tryna prove a point
Him : weeb order doesn’t exist
Me : yes it does look at your manga collection
by Mioyah February 21, 2022
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order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible
John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.
by the man who wears things July 12, 2012
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Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row
She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court
by Kavorks October 12, 2019
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Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.
Static void order here to take your balls.
by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025
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Orders of Magnitude

Let's get one thing straight: You ARE trying to kill me with this. When I die alone "without ever having any real friends" after spending the vast majority of my life being derided almost exclusively so you can use me as an instrument for ridicule in a way that leaves me unallowed to retaliate, that isn't "you not killing me." Sorry, I'm not an incest cultists so nobody told me that I was just subject to your whim, ad infinitum. Which is par for the course in a place where I'm expect treat women like pleasure dictators that imbue the subject of THEIR whim with an inflated value that then multiplies AND COMPOUNDS. That sounds like a DEBT. Or a LOAN.
A fucking retard "But a GOOD person would forgive us. Jesus would forgive us."

Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."

A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"

Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
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