hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

Hentai Nuke

When you post many hentai pictures in a row

Imma prepare another hentai nuke for you

by rauhski May 07, 2017

Nuke Bowen

Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.

Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”

Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”

by Ree Ree Magee December 31, 2021

Nuke dookie

A product that consist of vinegar, borax, shit, piss, cum and spit in a plastic gallon jug. Once shooken you toss it in the air so it blows up thus spreading the cess pool on everything in sight

Me and my pals rolled up on Andrew’s house and tossed the nuke dookie at his home.

by Sloppygooningmonster February 27, 2024

Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 03, 2020

Jager nuke

When you chug as much of a bottle of jager as you can then chug a can of red bull...bound to get you tucked up my friend

Gage:Hey man wanna do some jager bombs
Aj:nah pussy we gonna do a jager nuke

by Andy_so_savage420 September 05, 2017

Jager nuke

When you chug as much of a bottle of jager as you can then chug a can of red bull and get fucked up

Gage:Hey man wanna do some jager bombs??

Aj:nah pussy we gonna do a jager nuke it'll fuck you up son

by Andy_so_savage420 September 05, 2017