muff bumping

v. the action or process of two women ingageing in intercourse.
Carolyn and Jill were continuously muff bumping while they were freshmen at SU.
by FaulkOFF May 13, 2006
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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.
Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!
by dj.wav April 27, 2006
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muff dive

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive
by john May 14, 2003
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Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.
"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 23, 2006
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muff cabbage

that bitch has gnarly muff cabbage.
by frosted_butts October 15, 2010
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muff snuff

a cock block performed by a female
That girl totally muff snuffed me from hitting on her friend.
by mousicon March 20, 2007
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Rough Muff

A vagina that is overgrown with pubes, i.e. the opposite to a shaven haven
Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff
by Mullet_kingy May 26, 2008
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