The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.
by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014
Get the clown magnetmug. The Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, New York Knicks, New York Yankees are a few examples of teams that due to poor management (we're looking at you Carl Peterson and Al Davis), bad coaching (same here Isiah Thomas) or aging players (looking at the Steinbrenners) that are now disgracing the names of formerly great franchises. So there for they are clown crews.
by R.P. Atkins October 28, 2008
Get the clown crewmug. Someone with extremely linear way of thinking.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.
by eddyeddyb March 10, 2013
Get the system clownmug. by Tenacious McGee January 2, 2018
Get the clown powdermug. Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003
Get the Clown Shoemug. The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
by riomx September 9, 2006
Get the Sex Clownmug. A term primarily used online in "4chan", "Politigram" and "Reddit" to express dismay or grimace at an "Ironic", silly, or depressingly stupid event.
Often used when referring to out of touch Liberalism or Consumerism in modern western society as well as other settings.
Often used when referring to out of touch Liberalism or Consumerism in modern western society as well as other settings.
1: The US is in a period of heightened tension with the police and Biden just chose a cop as his VP
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: People are literally starving in the 3rd world and being used for slavery, and there are people on YT making money from "mukbang" and crushing IPhones
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: The Military is allowing autistic LGBTQ+ people into the Special Forces now, so our war criminals will be more diverse
2: Clownworld pal
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: People are literally starving in the 3rd world and being used for slavery, and there are people on YT making money from "mukbang" and crushing IPhones
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: The Military is allowing autistic LGBTQ+ people into the Special Forces now, so our war criminals will be more diverse
2: Clownworld pal
by Beegs42 September 27, 2020
Get the Clown Worldmug.