math stud

a nerd with a cock that grows from x-to-z and gives x-to-c

a typical math stud has a big head

by knitwitted March 7, 2010

Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012

The creator of math

An evil human being

Guy 1: man, who’s the creator of math?

Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.

Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...

by Jakiii2345 June 11, 2020

math ninja

–noun, plural -ja, -jas. a member of a modern society of mathematical agents, highly trained in stealth calculatons and number theory, who are hired for covert purposes ranging from solving the worlds problems to passing on their skills to the next generation.

Mr. Harris is a math ninja.

by KSignell February 6, 2010

Garfield Math

Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.

Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.

by Fasters February 6, 2022

Math Bae

A term referring to a person who always studies in the mathematics and computer science building who is found attractive by undergraduate students- specifically freshmen and sophomore girls- but the name of this individual is unknown, so they are referred to as "math bae".

I see math bae, he walked in with donuts .

by gothnalgene February 28, 2017

public math

The inability to do simple mathematical calculations in the presence of another person or group of people.

Hey how'd your presentation go yesterday?

Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.

by MitchellDavids December 1, 2013