When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Why are you telling...mug. Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
Get the show and tellmug. A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.
Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."
by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025
Get the Tell me how you really feelmug. .
《¤》Shukkaku《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》,《¤》Tell《¤》Tsunade《¤》Senju《¤》To《¤》Roll《¤》Some《¤》Dice《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》,《¤》Heeves《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
Get the 《¤》Shukkaku《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》,《¤》Tell《¤》Tsunade《¤》Senju《¤》To《¤》Roll《¤》Some《¤》Dice《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》,《¤》Heeves《¤》mug. A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.
by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021
Get the Telling Riddlesmug. Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
by I hate ppl named Kaylee February 28, 2023
Get the Tell an ugly girl she’s uglymug. Something said by My 3 year old sister right before she saw me eating something, screamed and then poked my eye with a kool aid straw wrapper
"Tell the day, Sissy!: *sees food* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*
by lampyvista April 30, 2024
Get the Tell the day, Sissy!mug.