teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.

Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009

mid-teen crisis

When a teen at 16 or 17 is going through problems with family, school, friends etc.

Amy: What's wrong with Dominic? He looks down today.
Jason: Yea he's having a mid-teen crisis

by JamaicanDonQ March 8, 2011

teen

In the modern era were agricultural labour is no longer accepted (except by harcore maoists who ramble on about bourgeois society every day without realising that 'bourgeois' merely means somone who does not want a life expectancy lower than 25 and does not want half of their kids to die of starvation and disease), people have began to accept technology and the mechanized economy so that they can progress. After world war 2 several cultural changes stemming from the US took place in which teenagers in full time education began to create a new culture based on their hightenned emotional status.

Tis culture was based around 'getting laid', being mean to nerds and of course music which appeals to teenagers. In the 60s another social change occurred in the USA whereby the war in Vietnam caused social unrest, this coupled with contraceptives and superior music to the previous decade caused teenage culture to become more deviant than ever.

you were one, unless you are under 13 years of age.

by waffler April 24, 2004

r/Teenagers

It's a subreddit where emotionally immature Teenagers come together. As teenagers they don't know how to deal with sensitive topics, and they ignorantly do bad stuff. They would rather joke around than talk about actual issues in a productive manner, because... that's simply boring to a lot of them. They would post how depressed they are, how they have no friends, how they're “socially anxious”, ect. Just shut the fuck up! People online won't help you, and you're not helping yourself either and just want to complain about things in your life so that people think you “have it rough" and gain some sympathy of kids your age and them being able to "relate to it".

me: bro, which is the most cringiest subreddit
bro: r/Teenagers

by MrBadAttitude May 9, 2022

Teen Vogue

One of the few good teen magazine around today. It's mostly for rich kids, but still a lot better than anything from Hearst PubliCRAPtions. Good features and fashion pages.

Girl 1: Hey, did you read that story in Teen Vogue?

Girl 2: No, I like the mindless shit in Seventeen more. That's why I dress so badly too.

Girl 1: Okay...

by iloveyouall! October 8, 2008

Teen Spirit

An extremely delicious deoderent, No white residue, and antiperspirant! Everyone should have it! xD

*Contains Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex Glycine complex. And other words you don't understand, and the company probably doesn't either.*

Mmm... SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!


Push up bottem before every use of Teen Spirit Stick. ...Not your ass, you dipshit. The bottom of the stick.

by KiKi May 15, 2004

Teen movie cup

The standard 16 oz. red Dixie cup, as featured at every party in every teen movie.

How the hell are we going to play beer pong without any teen movie cups?

by Jambito December 25, 2005