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you: the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
by Smeedwaiigon September 19, 2021
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teeball

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006
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teenfag

A teenfag is someone usually between the age 13 and 19 who acts in a stereotypical teenage way. The term "teenfag" covers a vast array of people, as the definition is very broad.

There are two categories of teenfag: typical and atypical.

Typical refers to the annoying ones who listen to generic modern pop music and/or mainstream hip-hop, dress like sluts/douchebags, and use annoying catchphrases borrowed from ghetto speak like "fleek" or "bae" (and formerly yolo and swag). They tend to be obsessed with social media and are never seen without their smartphone that their parents paid for. You will typically see them hanging out in groups of various sizes.

Atypical refers to the "edgy" teenfags that dress like complete buffoons and are always carrying some kind of label like emo, goth, scene, or whatever other shitty pseudoculture they could dig up. They tend to listen to very specific genres of music, all of which tend to be equivalent to ear rape. Their goal in life is to "stand out" by conforming to a preexisting group, making them even bigger tools than typical teenfags. They too, tend to always be carrying a smartphone, but they behave like rats on social media (by showing off cutting themselves, talking about how they hate everyone, etc.).

Either way, all teenfags are cancer.
Bob: "What is up with those white kids crip walking?"
Jeffrey: "They're just a gaggle of typical teenfags."
by thisplacesucksass February 8, 2015
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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
by Timmaw August 10, 2006
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snorg tees

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
by Mickey W. May 21, 2008
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teejayx6

Guy:u know teejayx6
Guy2:yea the one that helped me learn how to scam
by Yea Ii:” October 14, 2019
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