Chilly Ted

When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head

“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”

by Ozzymandiass June 12, 2022

Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

Ted

Ted is an amazing Man of God. He is someone who is always looking out for his friends. Once you become a friend of Ted, you can guarantee you will be taken care of. Ted is funny, charming, and all around a stand up guy. Ted can be quiet, but with the quietness comes deep thought and wisdom. He will always encourage you and be there for you. Don’t mess with Ted or someone he knows because there is no getting away from Ted. He FAST.

Have you guys heard about that guy named Ted? Man. What a dreamboat!

by S.LANDer April 26, 2025

ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

“wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by anonymous August 29, 2022

Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

Ted

Someone who you would class as gay. A very bisexual person, usually a name given to a Prostitute. Can be a name given to someone who sweats on cod.

"Why is that boy shagging the other boy! He must be a Ted!"

by Richard Galdwin October 23, 2017