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The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.
I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!
by Kj7770 November 17, 2023
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uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023
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tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).
They were tedding their stuffed animals.
by Djasa December 27, 2023
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Ted Bundy

Ted Bundy was an American serial killer who murdered at least 30 young women during the 1970s. He was known for his charming personality, good looks, and intelligence, which helped him gain the trust of his victims. Bundy would typically approach women in public places, sometimes feigning an injury or disability, before overpowering and assaulting them. He often revisited the bodies of his victims and committed acts of necrophilia.

Bundy was eventually caught and put on trial, during which he attempted to defend himself and even proposed marriage to one of the witnesses. He was found guilty and sentenced to death, but managed to escape from prison twice before eventually being executed in 1989. His crimes and notoriety have made him one of the most infamous serial killers in American history.
by DefinitionsGore May 8, 2023
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Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect
You’re a fed Ted.”
You’re so fed ted.”
by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023
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ted davis

a mysterious boy who is dedicated to be a hoe, hoe as in getting together with woman
"bro you hear ted got a new woman"

"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"
by daddymuckbanger2000 November 30, 2022
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Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.
by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022
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