by Taylor Lynn Sue August 22, 2017

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021

Tater is someone who goes around buying hard-to-find bottles of burden and showing off their collection on Instagram but never opens the bottles.
Cheng is a Tater! He went to the Liquor Store and purchased some Pappy, just to take a picture of it for his followers.
by Truthteller85 February 18, 2024

A greasy look to your face. You look like a potato with all that acne and sunburn. Fried Taters is a name to name those friends who crack the you up and don't burp regularly.
#Greasy #Acne #Morning Sickness #CHIPS
#Greasy #Acne #Morning Sickness #CHIPS
by Fried Taters July 15, 2017

When you and a sibling get into a tater tot war. Multiple tots are thrown at eachother and result in numerous stains throughout the house. Typically tater smudges on windows that dry and become stain-like.
Me: Dude me and my bro got into a tot fight last night.
Other Bro: damn dude, there must've been a lot of tater stains.
Other Bro: damn dude, there must've been a lot of tater stains.
by totesmahgotes March 8, 2014

A young kid, usually 11 or 12, on an online game that is desperately looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend. They are usually a noob in the game and will ask to date you.
Tater Thot: Hai sexy wanna be my bf
Person: Sorry, I don't talk to tater thots.
Tater Thot: I was gonna twerk on you ;3
Person: This is deeply disturbing.
Person: Sorry, I don't talk to tater thots.
Tater Thot: I was gonna twerk on you ;3
Person: This is deeply disturbing.
by Annathelamp May 29, 2018

The tater smash is when two are engaged in heterosexual sex (doggystyle) the male reaches deeply in the anal cavity of the women grabbing all he could find of the remains of defection. Once in the hand the female spits on the waste and shoves it in the males rectum.
Wow dude, I heard that last night Adrian and Pelli Tater Smashed while Scott sat in the corner solo tater smashing.
Scott told me last night that he and Hannah tater smash under the dinner table and got caught in the act.
Scott told me last night that he and Hannah tater smash under the dinner table and got caught in the act.
by george floi February 3, 2021
