tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

tasting steel

What my maths teacher should do when she gets home.

Miss Cartwright took my advice about tasting steel and she shot a bullet into the back of her mouth

by MrInvincible_ May 27, 2023

tasting shapes

You’re so high

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes

by Corc4 November 17, 2022

taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018

taste numb

The inability or reduced ability to distinguish between two flavours.

Dysfunctional taste buds.

Arup: This is minty. There's only one kind of minty flavor.

Me: No there's Sweet minty, there's strong minty, there's mild minty, etc.

Arup: I think I'm taste numb.

by danested1 June 30, 2014

Laughter Taste

Thinking of a joke an hour later and laughing again

"That joke had too much laughter taste. I can't concentrate now that I am back at work"

by clickeye3 June 30, 2025

tasteful

ivy. ivy is the definition of that word.

ivy : i am tasteful, i am the definition of that word.

by snowflake #1 December 10, 2021