Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.

Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

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by BJ tutall June 27, 2025

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by BJ tutall June 28, 2025

Law of Talos

silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows

awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"

by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025

Law of Talos

a OC tournament created by sin-of-angels on deviantart. All the fans are either the most annoying people ever or crazy theorists (also annoying). The 90% of the fans only know the characters from the Flash animation made by unknown-person and think Law of talos, EndZone and Castle of Nations are all the same and their profile usually includes "OMG karl is my wife so hot climber is my baby karllik is the best yaoi ever *inserts wrong lore and mischaracterization about Castle of Nations & the other OC's*" bonus if they are obssesed with Chimbley or are a proshipper.

Everything besides the fandom is good though.

Elliot/Kai: i love Law of Talos
Brian: Me too! i love the comics made by Annie!
Elliot/Kai: Huh? theres Law of Talos comics?

by ROFLURW4FFL3Z November 4, 2025

The Caterbury Tales

A reimagined and remastered masterpiece of medieval literature in which all the pilgrims—and their stories—are played by cats. Designed to encourage cat enthusiasts, whose literary horizons may not trespass beyond Puss in Boots, to discover the jewels of Middle English storytelling.

Geoffrey: Excuse me, I’m looking for The Caterbury Tales.
Librarian: I’m terribly sorry, sir. That title is currently out on loan, and there’s a rather long reservation list. However, we do have A Cat Catcher in the Rye.

by Love-fi December 15, 2025