talent whore

someone who finds people who possess some specific talent irresistible .

When Susie hears him sing she just wants to jump him. She's such a talent whore.

by elephantargyle December 18, 2016

table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

talentee

Someone who posses great talent or skill.

Our featured talentee is PewDiePie.

by Talentee December 22, 2017

Table fluff

To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.

Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.

Guy 2

Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.

by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018

talent repellent

A nasty fragrance worn by Fat Cat bureaucrats who believe technical talents can be easily found and replaced and should be as cheap as last week's lettuce at the local supermarket.

Oh, him. He's such a talent repellent no one wants to work for him!

by cre8destiny December 12, 2018

Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.

I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.

by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019

Talented

Being good at something

Wow you are pretty talented at playing the flute

by Cuteperson05829 October 15, 2019