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I stole your tampon

The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.
I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.
by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011
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un-spooled

When someone absolutely loses their mind over topics such as race, religion and money. Go full retard over trivial matters.
He became un-spooled after he was called a nigger by a nearby cracker.
by romdo308 October 7, 2013
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half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.
ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.
by Floody86 July 6, 2015
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How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
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Memes I stole from Instagram v2000

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse
Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl
by some random jojotard May 22, 2020
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Anally Snool

Taking a dump in somones mouth as they sleep as to stop them from snoring.
by Alan Abramovich December 21, 2007
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stold

Selling an item that has been stolen from someone.
Conjunction between the words "stole" and "sold."
"Dude, I just stold your car to my girlfriend."
by TAWT September 3, 2012
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