Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013

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stew

A word for an extremely beautiful stranger on the internet. Can also stand for Super Talented Extraordinary Woman. While it's described as a beautiful stranger on the internet, it is often used sarcastically.

Example 1:

"Yo, I just met a stew. Wonder if they like me."
"Uh...what's a stew?"
"An extremely beautiful stranger on the internet."
"Well...you're MY stew but in real life! Heheh."
"..."
Example 2:

"Listen, I don't give a single fuck what you guys think of me. I AM a STEW."
"Maam, you aren't a STEW. You are the plainest person I've met in my life. And untalented."

Example 3:
"You're such a stew bro, lmfao."
"Th-thanks...? I wasn't expecting that...from you. C-could this mean you secretly love me?? Like-like those bully x vi-"
"Dude, I was being sarcastic. The word stew is stupid anyway. Stew is stupid."
"Oh..."

by stew the great May 18, 2021

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stewed rabbit

the growing world wide practice of using good friday as a day for undermining the religious aspects of easter, by taking the day to celebrate drunken world wide pub crawls

Are you going to church for Easter Good Friday? Nope, I'm going to be a stewed rabbit.

by Binder Dun Dat February 9, 2013

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Stew

Stew is a horribly bad fifa pro clubs player who can't pass or shoot

He just did a stew

by Stews mate July 7, 2018

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Bean Stew

When you flick the bean in a hot wet shower.

I had some bean stew for dessert!

by xSAMxCHIx June 5, 2018

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Swamp Stew

When two individuals rub each other's anuses together to make a concoction known as swamp stew. It's known to be slightly salty. It originated in Portugal.

Me and My Bae gonna go home and make some of that swamp stew

by Veracocha August 2, 2018

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