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Stander

Someone who stands on an escalator or moving sidewalk. Standards tend to be lazy, or perhaps older individuals.

Standers obstruct the movements of people who have places to go and stuff to do. Standards are particularly annoying when standing in the middle of escalators/moving sidewalks, such that walkers cannot easily pass and move on with their lives.
Stupid stander -- it's not a fucking ride! MOVE IT!
by Mellonman May 31, 2017
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Stanley Steamer

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.
Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?
by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017
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Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
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Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018
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Stanley Matthew Todd

A man that everyone should honor for his service in the U.S Army but perished in a house fire.
by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018
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Ständertime

Ständertime is a song by the now split up german boyband Y-Titty.
Ständertime mean "bonertime" in English. In the song, Y-Titty describes the beauty and the pain of living with a Penis/boner all the time. Of cause, the song is merely a comedy meant to entertain children and adults alike.

the song can be found with English subtitles though an easy google search.
person A: dude you see that booty over there?

person B: Ständertime dude
by BucketOfFun July 13, 2018
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StanleyMills

A silly bloak hes decently clever he has many lady friends usually quite tall he has a small tiddle
oh wow look at StanleyMills
by Lott13 September 25, 2018
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