Squishy Moon Pie

To press your bare ass cheeks against a window, and then shit.

Sam made a squishy moon pie at McDonalds.

by zeroPRO15 October 25, 2010

Squishy

A girl/women that is appropriately proportioned to look really sexy. Not skinny so that she needs a sandwich but not BBW.

Squishy should invoke the underlying desire to bite the girl/women. One should be able to bite and get enough of a bite so that it is a sexy bite and does not hurt too much. A good rule of thumb is at least a 1" fold.

Squishy is a very good complement on a women's figure.

Man did you you see Jill she is really squishy, I want to bite her. But dude Patricia could really use a sandwich.

by The Peasant King December 13, 2012

Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Squishy Republican

A "right-wing" elected official whose personal interests or public image comes before the promises they have made to their voters

- Did you hear what Liz Cheney said?
- Don't get me started. That bitch is a squishy Republican.
- Yeah. FUCK LIZ CHENEY!

by Jesg2001 May 12, 2021

sqishmitten

its a chicks vagina or yippybox

i put my laprocket in her sqishmitten.

by paadman1 May 7, 2008

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by Js January 2, 2015

dick squash

Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.

"Wow, Tyler is such a dick squash. I literally have never been more bummed by a human's presence."

by Mboyj February 2, 2017