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squashed chickpeas

THE HOTTEST, CUTEST, MOST TALENTED, AMAZING SEVEN BOYS TO EVER EXIST.
BTS are squashed chickpeas?
YES, because they're so talented and genuine and sweet.
by disobae June 12, 2018
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Squash

Ayo Brian these new emotes on fortnite are squash asf!!
by DaT_zEe_KiD June 25, 2018
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squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.
Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Squashmas

How to offend someone from squamish
Person 1, you like squashmas? Person 2, I'm from Squamish you offensive brat! I don't have an accent!
by Loton July 27, 2018
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Squawk

The act of making bird noises loudly while on FaceTime with people to deafen them.
How dare you squawk at me!
by Platypussylove September 21, 2018
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Squats

Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.

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Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.

Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.

I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.

Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018
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Squash

That girl is a fucking squash
by Cammycleoreggie October 27, 2018
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