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liquid spread

A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex
dawg i just caused a liquid spread

There might be some liquid spread in my polos
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019
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spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that
The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched
by B.Conlon May 26, 2019
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spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
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Spread your bread

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
Hey babe spread your bread for me
by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019
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Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
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spread the icing

To spread cum or semen (icing) onto someone's ass (cake)
"You know Dayona?" "Yeah, did you spread the icing on the cake ?" "You know I did"
by 😄 Bangtan trash 😄 December 21, 2017
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pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.
by roachnastee December 11, 2017
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