Spock-blocking

When your friend- who looks strikingly like Spock from Star Trek- engages in behavior similar to cock-blocking. Often in brutally failed attempts to hook up with your girlfriend, or prevent you from doing so.

John: Dude, did you get any action last night?

Mike: No, Andrew was fuckin spock-blocking me again.

John: Lame.

by JohnWayne1992 February 4, 2010

Shockstar

A performer whose has made a successful career from lyrics, performances, or visuals with high shock value. (Eminem, Lady Gaga, Marilyn Manson.

Lady Gaga's performance at the 2009 VMA's was in typical shockstar fashion.

by jallendutton March 2, 2010

Virgin socks

A sock which comes between the ankle and the knee.
Indicates virginity.

P1: Check out her virgin socks!
P2: They go nice with her knee length skirt

by thisiseffy March 14, 2011

spocker

1. The act of inserting the index plus the middle finger in a woman's vagina while inserting the ring finger and the pinky in her anus.

2. The fourth term in a five term foreplay saying: teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, showstopper. usually expressed with hand gestures.

I totally tried to spocker (spock her)last night and I didn't get slapped.

by pdrevenant July 27, 2006

Splockspluzel

something fresh to def.... tight...large and glamorous..

dang nigga look at your earrings there huge..reply..yea i had to bust out the splockspluzel's

by Mr.moemoe March 7, 2009

Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011

spock plugs

Answer to a very old and very corny Star Trek joke.

Q: What does the Starship Enterprise run on?
A: Spock plugs

by DiceOfDeath April 6, 2005