splazer

An abbreviation for the Spartan Laser in Halo 3.It was coined by a friend of mine named Josh Glaze.

You"d00d, wtf, how'd you own both of us at the same time"
me"zapped ur arse with teh splazer noob"

by Tekk the slayer November 25, 2007

Jelly Slayer

when a girl gives a guy a handjob and her ring cuts his dick

Jelly Belly gives Murphy a handjob and her ring cuts her penis which makes him a jelly slayer

by Jelly Donnavan November 4, 2007

Pussy Slayer

Brooklyn Morrison

Hey dude, I wish I was a Pussy Slayer just like BMCrows12, did you hear he piped Jo last night?

by BMCrows12 January 6, 2021

shit sprayer

1. The sprayer with nice-smelling shit that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. Sometimes the big shits don't smell at all, but you should definitely shit spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then shit spray for you.

2. Basically Febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind.

3. Can be used as a verb: to shit spray--to spray the shit sprayer.

EXAMPLES:

1. Tom: Bitchfuck Aaron, you forgot to use the shit sprayer. Now my cologne smells like your shit.
Aaron: It's OK, if you get lucky you'll just feel like you're doing anal.

2. Jason, should we buy 1 shit sprayers or 2?
Buy 3, Nick's making chalupas for dinner.

by TDfuckingB March 9, 2007

Bear slayer

A guy that is having sex with a girl who is being very loud. Sounds are said to resemble a man slaying a bear.

Did you hear what was going on in his room last night... yeah, how could you not. That guy is a bear slayer.

by bishop2 July 20, 2011

slayer

A term for a guy who goes to clubs or strip clubs and takes girls home.

"That guy Steve is a slayer."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

slayer

An 80's speed/thrash metal band.pretty damn good band. But Kerry King can suck dick

person A -Put on bloodline.
Zach L - whats Bloodline?
person A- Slayer song.
Zach L - Oh.

by Randy Garrett May 13, 2005