Spermtastic

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

by G-RED October 29, 2006

spermbrows

when ones eyebrows resembles that of a sperm's anatomy

"Check that chick out, she waxed her eyebrows into spermbrows!"

by Guntottingknight August 16, 2007

sperm dad

The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.

Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.

Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)

by Miss Polly January 24, 2008

Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.

I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.

by Lord Thaddeus December 16, 2011

spermafrost

The layers of ejaculate that build up in the carpet adjacent to a computer with internet access.

Put down plastic lining so you don't get a spermafrost build up and lose your cleaning deposit.

by Harry kidace January 31, 2014

Sperm+Sperm

When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.

Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm

Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.

by Joe Mama but it's Kanye November 7, 2019

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005